there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
IS THAT ZAYN ???..„„ M a liK??…, „ O UT ??? ;; iN p U BLIC? .»„??
good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.
WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD
I am cry
what if i made voice recordings of some of these
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash todaywould
can’t…stop…laughing…Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”
Crying. I took German for two years.
This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO
i met a girl with 12 nipples
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti