graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

irish-1d-would-love-me:

wankasters:

IS THAT ZAYN ???..„„ M a  liK??…, „ O UT ??? ;; iN p U BLIC? .»„??

caroline-j-deleted:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

what if i made voice recordings of some of these

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

heirofmedusa:

afro-khaleesi:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

would

can’t…stop…laughing…

Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”

Crying. I took German for two years.

This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

mapalap:

I’ve been impressed by this to be honest. Dean slowly losing his shit after holding it in for so long. These bursts of anger are just really powerful